connoisseurofthebooty:

thesassiestsamwinchester:

th1ngsth4tm4k3m3h4ppy:

believeinprongs:

beardhomo:

thedisreputableblog:

mickleburger:

one of these places has indoor plumbing

one

thAT

that is a very important thing to consider

what the fuck is so great about indoor plumbing

Enjoy not having a flushable toilet or working showers. 

why would anyone pick not hogwarts

…okay hogwarts might suck if you stay a muggle

Things To Do At Hogwarts As A Muggle:

1. give the Muggleborns some stuff they’ve missed out on while in the Wizarding World, like iPods and eReaders which would be way easier than carting around all those heavy old textbooks they need (like Lockheart’s 12 or 13 books)
2. Give everyone sparkly gel pens and tell them to use those instead of quills bc sparkly gel pens
3. Also give everyone actual notebooks and/or lined notebook paper to use instead of parchment 
4. Flashmob the Great Hall with all the Muggleborns and some half-bloods doing the Time Warp and see how many of the others you can get to join in (extra points if you get a Slytherin to dance with you)
5. Introduce movie night every other Saturday. Make a point to show films starring Alan Rickman, Maggie Smith, Gary Oldman, Helena Bonham Carter, and other familiar faces.
6. Start up some basic ‘core classes’ like English, Math, Science, and Muggle History - as cool as Hogwarts is, it’s definitely lacking in areas that need attending to.
7. Sit in on Muggle Studies classes and offer your unique insight on topics - also set up a tutoring center
8. Every Thursday during lunch is Open Question Time, where anyone can come up to you and ask you anything (but you aren’t going to answer the NC17 rated questions if there are any students younger than 15 nearby)
9. Set up a Debate Team/Club - as Hermione pointed out, a lot of great wizards haven’t got an ounce of logic. And maybe if enough people get good enough, Ravenclaw will change its password system because that ‘answer a riddle’ bullshit is just asking for trouble.
10. Intramural sports for those who can’t or don’t want to play Quidditch but are still athletic and/or want to run around like lunatics outside with their friends and not get in (too much) trouble for it.

wait do you know which door is which or are you just winging it and hoping it’s the one you want