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vixianna:
“ andydot:
“ betterbemeta:
“ tastefullyoffensive:
“ [klaroline]
”
But you know a protest to this would be to just repeatedly clean the toilet. Just do it. Pretend you’re in a video game and grind toilet cleaning for points.
water and...

vixianna:

andydot:

betterbemeta:

tastefullyoffensive:

[klaroline]

But you know a protest to this would be to just repeatedly clean the toilet. Just do it. Pretend you’re in a video game and grind toilet cleaning for points.

water and rewater and rewater the plants. Kill the plants. Drown the plants.

Expose the system. Exploit the system. 

Make all the dinners. Cook everything in the fucking house for dinner. Make so much dinner you have nothing left for breakfast the next day.

I’d just write so many letters to everyone that my parents would be embarrassed. Like every neighbor in the whole neighborhood would get one. Every single one.

And it’d ramble like we were old friends, and tell old embarrassing stories of my parents, and just be chummy as shit.

Wash the clothes all on the wrong setting. Fuck all of the clothes up.

IDK, this is really vindictive, but the point system is really silly.

7 years ago on May 25th, 2014 |282,779 notes